Stacheify by Apptly LLC is an entertainment app that lets you add five different mustaches to any face! Feel free to add one to your dad’s face to make him look more Tom Selleck-like! Add one to your baby’s face just for laughs! You can even add one to your dog’s face, which might only be funny if you’re smoking something illegal! Stacheify lets you combine the effects of other Apptly LLC apps, like Browify, Baldify, Oldify and Fatify. This means that once you add a mustache to the face of your choice, you can also make them bald, old or fat! Oh yah, you can even give them a uni-brow! Basically, torturing them as much as you possibly can all at once, lol.
Although Stacheify does offer five completely different mustaches, they do not all come free with the app. The Handlebar, Chevron and Horseshoe are all free to apply to the face of your friend or foe, but the English and Dali must be purchased. They are $0.99 each. That is pretty pricey for my taste. I wouldn’t mind if you had to pay $0.99 for a pack of additional mustaches, but, I don’t like that you have to pay $0.99 just to be able to use one additional mustache. It’s conniving, too, because the English and Dali are the funniest mustaches in the app. They are both completely perverted!
If you liked Browify, Baldify, Oldify and Fatify, you probably need to add Stacheify to your collection. It’s free to download, so why not? Go ahead and turn your uptight dad into a cooler version of Hulk Hogan with the Horseshoe, also known as the “biker mustache”, then save the picture as the screen saver on his iPad! You can definitely get a few kicks out of Stacheify!
iTunes lists Stacheify’s different staches as such:
- The Handlebar – Instantly become more attractive
- The Chevron – Join the ranks of Tom Selleck and NASCAR driver Richard Petty
- The Horseshoe – Or “biker moustache” also worn by Hulk Hogan
- The English – Truly, a gentleman’s stache
- The Dali – For the eccentrics, the trend-setters, the odd-balls…